"The world is a harum-scarum place."
"Harum?" Sunny asked.
"It’s complicated and confusing," Olivia explained. "They say that long ago, it was simple and quiet, but that might be a legend." (from The Carnivorous Carnival)
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
And surprisingly liberating!
parenting tip: don’t say homophobic things around your kids because they could be in the closet and you could seriously be fucking up their self-image
actually just don’t say homophobic things at all
"how are you going to look with all those tattoos when you’re old??"
rad as hell
Reblogging this babe
reblogging for the last shot
fun fact: she got them all after she turned like 37. all of them.“She said: ‘I love my tattoos but men don’t seem to feel the same. My appearance seems to scare them off. ‘I’ve only ever been on one date in seven years. That was through a tattoo-lovers dating site - but it didn’t last. ‘I think when men first look at me, they think I’m a bit rough. They mutter ‘look at the state of her’ under their breath. They don’t bother to get to know me.’ ”
my little sister says she looks like a princess.
sometimes im josh sometimes im drake